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(904): View more from Florida

we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding

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(925): View more from California

she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys

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(716): View more from New York

her body is proportioned like a family guy character

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(850): View more from Florida

I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.

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(816): View more from Missouri

I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.

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(480): View more from Arizona

I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.

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