32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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