I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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