I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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