would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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