My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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