I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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