So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
accomplished twins. life is a go
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.