Your dad touched me again.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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