Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(512): View more from Texas

just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.

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(407): View more from Florida

Me and my dog bond so much when im high.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.

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(317): View more from Indiana

we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates

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(916): View more from California

Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.

(714): View more from California

just follow your vagina

(916): View more from California

Quote of the day.

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