All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......