I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making