Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

you want me

(978): View more from Massachusetts

i'd rather choke on a dick.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.

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(330): View more from Ohio

if i died would you start the facebook group?

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(720): View more from Colorado

He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".

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(507): View more from Minnesota

i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.

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(913): View more from Kansas

hows the party?

(816): View more from Missouri

ists fjcssing insceredle

(913): View more from Kansas

be there in 10

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(917): View more from New York City

hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever

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(847): View more from Illinois

I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.

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(817): View more from Texas

So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here

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