Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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