yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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