He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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