I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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