Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
if only i could text you this smell
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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