We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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