so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
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Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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