About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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