The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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