Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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