But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Shame - the story of my life.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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