I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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