No awkward lesbian experiences without me
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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