STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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