He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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