Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
