I want to have your abortion
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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