Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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