It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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