That's intense
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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