ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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