love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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