my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
the raccoons are back...
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