Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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