I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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