last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.