But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar