What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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