Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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