Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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