So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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