butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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