Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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