if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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