false alarm. still invincible.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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