Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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