time to smoke my breakfast
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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