Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Randomize
