dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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