is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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