stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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