the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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