I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Randomize