Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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