Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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