Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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