i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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